Two frends were in the woods.(Charles & Fred)
They were exploring the great wilderness.
While they were hiking a rattlesnake came out of nowhere and bit Charles in the @$$.
Fred became worried and said "I'll go find help, theres a city just a mile from here!"
As Fred ran to the city he finally found a clinic.
"Doctor! my friend just got bitten by a rattlesnake!"
The Doctor said "I cannot come, im watching over a patient who is in labor , she can have her baby at any time!"
Fred becomes anxious and says "What can I do to save my friend."
the doctor says " Okay you must first moisten the bite with some acid, urine would be the easiest."
"Then dry it after lettin the bite moisten for a minute then cut the bite a bit and suck out the poison, and your friend will live."
Fred quickly runs out of the clinic to his friend in the woods.
Charles is on the ground still consious and says "Fred , did you find any help?"
Fred says."Ya , i found a doctor but he said your gonna die."
2006-12-27 11:01:47 · 7 answers · asked by AndrU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hella funny (LOL)!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-27 11:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by MuSIC mOUGUL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Funny! 9/10! Poor Charles!
2006-12-27 22:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha the 1st one grew to become into the terrific. I have been given a good one, 3 adult adult males died and went to hell. One grew to become right into a mexican, one grew to become right into a jew and the different grew to become right into a gay guy. God gave them a 2nd possibility to stay their lives and make up for their sins yet He informed them to no longer make a similar blunders as in the previous otherwise they could be sent decrease back to hell. The mexican has to renounce his crime, the gay guy won't be ready to be gay with adult adult males and the jew cant be grasping. the three adult adult males grew to become chum sand have been strolling interior the city and that they exceeded a wealthy lady with a handbag and alot of gold rings and the mexican pulled out a hangun and began to chase after her and via surprise he recognized decrease back in hell. Then the jew forgets him and keeps strolling with the gay guy following, and the jew spots a penny on the floor and bends over to %. it up and him and the gay guy the two pass to hell.
2016-11-23 20:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard one almost like this one about a husband and wife. Whatever one it is, it always makes me laugh! two thumbs up lol
2006-12-27 11:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny but thats not what you do when u get bit!!
2006-12-27 11:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by jrs wife! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-27 11:09:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny. try again sometime.
2006-12-27 11:14:23 · answer #7 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋