Scientists worldwide continue to "confirm" evolution with regional discoveries that yield the same type of data.
Homind remains discovered by scientists from different countries continue to confirm the central premise.
Theres only one explaination. It must be that scientists have all decided to conspire together against God and his religions. How else can we explain different people from different countries all making discoveries that point in the same direction?
Hominid remains from around the world continue to be found and continue and continue to be tested with similar results. A discovery dubbed "Lucy's baby" was found recently and tested to the same period as the original lucy find. Different scientists doing the work.
Either this is a massive conspiracy or evolution is true. Of course, it must be a massive conspriacy because no conspiracy theory has ever been proven false.
2006-12-27 10:41:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Haha, brilliant satire! :-)
2006-12-27 21:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by ThePeter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? "Theres only one explaination. It must be that scientists have all decided to conspire together against God and his religions." ???
There's another, simpler explanation: Evolution is a fact.
As for the idea that it could be a conspiracy between all the scientists in the world -- I don't think they all have each others telephone numbers...
2006-12-27 18:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by bearcruiser1 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, i believe in the theory of evolution.. But thats just it.. It's a theory. It's not proven and cannot be. We can combine evidence to see a connection. but again it just can't be proven. And besides scientific law, is only a law because no one has come along with a better idea as of yet.. SO to answer your question... The donkey's did it.
2006-12-27 18:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by Josh Bastard 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most Creationists would probably claim that not believing in God makes a person biased to disprove God.
They would also point out that scientists can't agree on what thyey believe, since Evolution is contradictory.
Of course, that's ironic, because Creationsist themselves probably are biased to find proof of a Creating God. And their bias is more provable. After all, there are Christians who believe in evolution, but there are no Atheists who believe in Creationism.
2006-12-27 18:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Bad Day 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Please have yourself committed before you hurt someone. The theory of evolution has mountains of evidential support from many fields and it's not just hominid evidence. Virtually every form of life exhibits the properties that we would expect to find in an evolved organism. Why not educate yourself on the subject, perhaps then you wouldn't be so fearful of it.
2006-12-27 18:45:09 · answer #5 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EVOLUTION BANANA ANY ONE !!!!!!!!!! YOU say the bible is corrupted because it was wrote by man so is the theory of walking monkeys [sorry while i scratch my head ]the theory was made up by some quack that the other children wouldn't play with you people but you faith in men scientist think on it man very corruptible if some one payed me millions of dollars to say lies i probably would if i wasn't a CHRISTIAN go ahead bet your souls on it [FORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THE NO NOT WHAT THEY DO!!!!!!!!11]
2006-12-27 19:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by THE WAR WRENCH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-27 18:49:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Theory of Evolution is full of wishful thinking and impossibilities. Yet Evolutionists fail to see this. For example there is no evidence that Evolution has ever happened or even happens today. There has been no fossil evidence of it. If evolution is a continuously occurring process then we should have fossil evidence of early and intermediate forms between species. Yet Paleontology has not provided any.
To believe in Evolution you have to believe in miracles.
2006-12-27 18:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by Darktania 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No, its a theory. And religion cannot be proven either mate. It all comes down to what you believe. You cannot deny that science has done a lot for people just as religion has, both good and bad. As Einstein said "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind".
2006-12-27 19:03:40 · answer #9 · answered by azz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do you think God made the world and animals if he didn't use Evolution?
2006-12-27 18:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by saintrose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. I think the christians would try to twist it around to be proof for their "Satan is Everywhere" campaign and say it only proves satan has more power than they thought.
2006-12-27 18:47:23 · answer #11 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋