2006-12-27 10:39:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He would turn the other cheek. He would tell the Secret Service that he would do whatever he could to reassure the president that he was in no danger.
2006-12-27 10:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Bad Day 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus really is a danger to him. haha! and hes gonna get his poopy pants spanked good.
ps- hey, thats a good one. the burning bush!
2006-12-27 18:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forgive
2006-12-27 18:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by cate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are coming for you! Jesus would go to his local militia and stock up on weapons and ammunition. I suggest you do the same.
2006-12-27 18:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by Religion makes me LOL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wouldn't have answered the phone. He wasn't afraid of King Herod, he wasn't afraid of Pilate, he isn't afraid of GWB either.
2006-12-27 18:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by Bad bus driving wolf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Jesus was persecuted, he prayed to God and told him to forgive them, for they don't know what they are doing. Pray, listen to God, and trust that it will come out okay. yelling and getting angry will only cause more problems.
2006-12-27 18:42:38 · answer #6 · answered by netbug009 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would have set Bush on fire.
2006-12-27 18:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by savvizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would wait to see which of his twelve friends betrayed him, then be arrested and executed.
Lisa
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/secularhumanism/
2006-12-27 18:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find somewhere to hide.
2006-12-27 18:42:30 · answer #9 · answered by starrdevine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never mind what jesus would do.get the hell out dodge man!!!!!!!!
2006-12-27 18:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋