2006-12-27 10:19:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sit down with them with a good bottle of single malt.
Actually... Jesus would probably turn water into the scotch first.
2006-12-27 10:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus would never have been in the same situation, because there was a great lacking of angry Scotsman in palestine at the time. However, he may have said 'Do unto others as you would have done onto yourself', and if that failed changed water into wine. Then while the angry Scotsman was getting drunk, he would have sneaked away in his sandals, which were very quiet. Good for sneaking off in. I hope you have some sandals, otherwise this plan is flawed.
2006-12-27 18:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would wave His hand and blast them off to hell. Unless you have divine powers, I suggest you don't bother trying that and just call the cops.
2006-12-27 18:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was he wearing a kilt, holding a beer and was above six feet seven tall? If so, just run to the nearest American/Canadian embassy or police station. You can't win this. Oh. And you can pray.
2006-12-27 18:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by artist-oranit.com. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would turn the other cheek.
2006-12-27 18:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by pat z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus would lift up his toga and scream out freedom, with a sarcastic tone.
2006-12-27 18:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn the other cheek brother!
2006-12-27 18:21:43 · answer #7 · answered by Big Mak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably turn to Peter and say "what did he just say? it sounded a little like a-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-jimmy, but I'm not too sure."
2006-12-27 18:22:08 · answer #8 · answered by Alex 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus would have turned the other cheek and would have forgiven him
2006-12-27 18:37:53 · answer #9 · answered by angeleyes3535 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forgive him and pray for him
2006-12-27 18:22:27 · answer #10 · answered by Dave S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋