English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

"A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She sets the poodle on the bar, and the bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked blonde says..."

2006-12-27 09:44:55 · 14 answers · asked by Ashley 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

John Bender from the "Breakfast Club" movie adlibbed that incomplete joke so there was no ending.

But if you really want closure heres a few punchlines:

" I don't but Balltrap could use one."

" Oh i really could use one, but my precious would eat the key. Got any ham?" (time-release punchline, you'll laugh next year)

" No I don't. Have yu zeen Sven?"

2006-12-27 11:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by DelVinci 2 · 0 0

John Bender was told to make up something as he went along while crawling through the vent system.. There's no punch line.

2006-12-27 18:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0 0

The naked bloode says "no, I 'll be answering questions in yahoo answers."

2006-12-27 18:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0 0

No, I don't! And everytime I watch that movie it bugs me that you don't get to hear the punch line. I am hoping you find the answer.

2006-12-27 18:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by ssc 2 · 0 0

That's from a movie and it wasn't meant to be finished. Sorry about your luck.

2006-12-27 19:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0 0

no it's on the breakfsat club
I'VE READ ALOT ABOUT THE MOVIE
THERE IS NO END TO IT
JOHN BENDER*THE BREAKFAS CLUB* WAS MAKING IT UP AS HE WENT ALONG

2006-12-27 18:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0 0

ha this is from the breakfast club! i always wanted to know the end too!!

2006-12-27 17:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I don't know the ending..

How about: "NO, but I sure would like a cigarette!"

2006-12-27 17:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1 0

there is no ending, thats it, its from a film but i cant remember which.

2006-12-27 17:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by peppypop 2 · 0 0

No, i wont...but my dog could probably use one.

2006-12-27 17:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers