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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

2006-12-27 09:43:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

That is a great joke thanx for sharing!!!

2006-12-27 10:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by NOT aNOTher blonde! 3 · 1 0

That was cute!

I feel for the trucker though since all of his actions had no impact.

Blonde joke: A blonde receives a phone call from the Accounts Payable Department of a window and door company asking why she hasn't paid her bill for all the new windows. She responds, "the salesman told me that they would pay for themselves over time."

2006-12-27 17:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by D N 6 · 2 0

Lol as a fellow blonde I have to say that's pretty cute

2006-12-27 18:26:58 · answer #3 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 1 0

That is funny. I like it a lot. I give it a nine out of 10.

2006-12-27 18:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by :) 2 · 1 0

Pretty funny. 7/10. Boy that girl is dumb!

2006-12-27 17:49:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Don't you just know a couple of those people in your life. Pretty sad, huh?

2006-12-27 19:13:13 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1 0

Heard it before, still made me smile lol.

2006-12-27 17:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 1 0

Heard it already, still kinda funny though

^_^

2006-12-27 17:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

That's blondes for you.

2006-12-27 18:10:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Its a cute one...






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2006-12-27 17:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 1 0

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