Ok so when you are entertaining people what is your best joke. You know when a few people are telling jokes you have that one you like and tucked away for such an occasion. Sometimes these are one liners sometimes they are a story(these are the type I prefer) I would love to hear your best jokes. Thanks in advance.
2006-12-27 09:30:19 · 4 answers · asked by Timmy the WNY rockstar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok I have a few good ones for you. If you are going to retell thies jokes, recreat them to fit you better. Just don't cange the punch lines too much. Also do the motions.
1Block that punt) A guy walks into a bar and yells to the bartender, "Bar keep, beer me" Bartender sends him down a beer. The man drinks it all in one shoot and lets this huge burp, "Bruuuuaaap"
Guy next to him says " Hey we got a game around here we play. It's called "Football".Rules are simple, Drink your beer in one shot and burp for the touchdown. For the extra point you have to fart."
1st Man says," Ok sounds simple enough you go first. Bar keep 2 more beers"
2nd Man goes and drinks his beer and lets out a burp, and he's sitting there squezing and grunting and finally "phtt" a little tiny fart comes out "7 to 0 I'm up"
1st Man "Ok my turn." Kills his beer at once, and rips this outragouse burp "Phuaaaart" And he's sitting there gruntting truning pruple in the face when man #2 comes up from behind and yells, " Block that punt, Block that punt!!" (thrust your hips like doggy style when you say this part)
2 Moo moo buckeroo) A cowboy walks up into a bar looking all hot and sweaty, licks his lips, takes off his cowboy hat, and says "God damn it's so ******* hot I could like the sweat off a bulls balls"
The gay guy next to him says "Moo moo buckeroo."
(Do the motions with the joke it looks funnier.)
2006-12-27 09:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by devildan0269 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Okay there's a blonde in a hair salon. she has headphones on and her hair stylist asks if she can take off the head phones off the blonde says no so the stylist keeps on working. she then notices she has to take off the head phones. so she asks again the blonde is noddin' her head to whatever she's listening to so the stylist takes them off. the blonde falls down dead the stylist calls the police. the police listen to the head phones. they say,"Breathe in, Breathe out."
kinda old one but still.
2006-12-27 17:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb,
...how many can you afford? LOL
2006-12-27 17:35:09 · answer #3 · answered by spikes g 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i just tell my friends.....hey look at that dude trying to be a gangster and guess what.....they fell on the floor....with a bullet in thier head....
2006-12-27 18:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by Ying Z 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋