2006-12-27 09:26:06 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No rational person could possibly believe in Jessica Simpson's boobies. The boobies that the irrational celebrity worshippers believe in are just patterns of ink on the pages of people magazine, or glowing pixels on a TV or computer monitor. For 99.9999% of humanity Jessica Simpson's boobies are not objectively verifiable, so it is senseless for those people to believe in those alleged "boobies."
People just use Jessica Simpson's boobies as a crutch: Imagining that these imaginary boobies are real, and that there is some remote chance they may get to lay their paws on them, gives people a little buzz of lust that helps deaden the pain of their boring existence. Jessica Simpson's boobies are the opiate of the masses!
Believing in Jessica Simpson's boobies inspires people to engage in inappropriate behavior (like imagining Jessica Simpson during activities when they should really be thinking about the person they are engaged in those activities with), so we have to rid the world of the scourge of this irrational belief in Jessica Simpson's boobies.
2006-12-27 09:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by Andy F. 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Who is Jessica Simpson? Is it worth getting a photo?
2006-12-27 09:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, seeing as there is actual evidence of their existence, and the fact that Atheists are responsible for the invention of fake boobies, Id say we pretty much KNOW they exist.......
2006-12-27 09:44:22 · answer #3 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....are you suggesting that the correct answer should be NO because we haven't seen them for ourselves?
In one sense you are correct.
However, the extreme indifference with which I view any portion of Jessica's anatomy makes me an agnostic on the subject. I guess.
2006-12-27 09:37:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I firmly believe Jessica Simpson to be the anti Christ, if such a thing exists. Bleugh....
2006-12-27 09:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would definitely attend the church of any of Jessica Simpson's anatomical endowments! AMEN!
2006-12-27 09:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by donbenecio 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I believe in them.
More specifically, I believe they have a combined I.Q. higher than that of Ms. Simpson herself.
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2006-12-27 09:41:10 · answer #7 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No. I believe in Jessica Alba's, though - and Beyonce's!
2006-12-27 09:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say so, they are real and can be touched...for a price. They are not spiritual and take no faith to see them!
Perfect agenda for atheist to believe in them.
2006-12-27 09:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by David T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Her boobies are a sin.
2006-12-27 09:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋