2006-12-27 09:12:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oMG! yOU TOO? tHIS SUX, dON'T IT?
2006-12-27 09:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, that isn't all he's got control of.
In your case however a little William S. will do. A rough quote: "The fault dear Brutus is not in our stars but in ourselves, that we are underlings." And thus to your answer.
Do a radial twist of your left wrist so that your palm is facing up. Fold the thumb, index, ring and little finger of your left hand into a fist. Now do an ulnar rotation of your left wrist using the upright digit to punch the key that says Caps Lock.
It this fails return your hand to the palm up configuration and meditate in that position for at least a half hour daily. Much stronger than the weak taps made with the hunt and peck index fingers! It also speaks of more strength than the bullet tumbling AK-47. When you deal with the god of this world you cannot borrow power and authority.
2006-12-27 18:01:04 · answer #2 · answered by Tommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats soooo hilarious i cant belive it. at first i thoght it was a question but then it turns out its a joke. i think the best part is that its original. i mean youve got to be the first person to use yahoo answers to tell a fake qustion as a joke. i especially like the facist overtones. really great stuff. thats the hardest ive laughed in a long time. keep it up. your a gem of a person for making fun of Christians. if only the world thoght like you then we could do away with Christians once and for all.
2006-12-27 17:24:29 · answer #3 · answered by thespillgood 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take your finger off the caps lock key.
2006-12-27 17:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope the rapture happens ASAP, so you can escape the demon possessed keyboard.... in the meantime - turn off the computer and let the demons transfer into your cell phone, then throw it in a lake somewhere.
2006-12-27 17:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by bc_is_the_place_to_be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repent and believe the Gospel, or Satan will have the last laugh.
2006-12-27 17:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you spent 5 points on this insanity? Maybe you're right. I'd like to suggest you find my own question to all Atheists and have you think about it... after your exorcism, of course. UGGGH!!!
2006-12-27 17:15:29 · answer #7 · answered by Q&A Queen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy hole in a dough nut Batman
2006-12-27 17:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
try to get him over to the delete key, then the shutdown option.
2006-12-27 17:20:19 · answer #9 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-27 17:18:38 · answer #10 · answered by George 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋