A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
2006-12-27 08:41:13 · 22 answers · asked by OO7 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have tried to post another joke but it's not showing up to answer to - how weird is that? I've just tried it again and I'm wasting points as it's still not showing. AAh.
2006-12-27 09:42:23 · update #1
eew .... neveer again will i eat something from an old person eew eew eeww
2006-12-27 08:43:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-27 16:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw Gross but funny (9/10).
2006-12-27 17:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-12-27 16:42:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor bus driver
and the moral of this story is: never accept food from anyone you dont personally know
2006-12-27 16:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-27 16:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
EWWWW!!! That's nasty, but funny!
â¥Happy New Year!â¥
-wishful.essences
2006-12-27 16:46:54 · answer #7 · answered by wishful.essences 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross.
Thanks for the points actually !!
2006-12-27 18:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it still made me laugh
2006-12-28 05:48:16 · answer #9 · answered by wendywoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
disgusting but at least they were sucked clean 007
2006-12-27 16:45:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋