2006-12-27 08:40:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes! :-)) He first give immediate FORGIVENESS, and all converts receive eternal life,.... God's retirement plan is, quite literally,........... OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!
2006-12-27 08:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by bc_is_the_place_to_be 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Certainly! I got a $750 sign-on bonus and a great lease on a shiny new Buick! What more could you ask of a Deity?
Please note: no disrespect is intended. I'm actually a devout Lutheran with a strange sense of humor...
2006-12-27 08:44:04 · answer #2 · answered by ThePaulson 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, but Satan has a limited time offer that includes, but is not limited to endless women (or men if that's your thing, satan doesn't judge), drugs, booze, money and gambling. For the low low price of your soul, all this and a George Foreman grill can be yours, offer valid only for the next 15 minutes so act now operators standing by.
2006-12-27 08:46:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That would be better than the carrot or baseball bat routine that they have been trying ever since they found out that they could no longer burn at the stake those that do not believe under the guise of calling them witches.
2006-12-27 08:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by sprcpt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Outside of everlasting life, there is the immediate period of "justifiction" a process carried out by the Holy Spirit for the new baby in Christ.
2006-12-27 08:46:01 · answer #5 · answered by LadyB!™ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eternal life in heaven! The Bible does say that some might barely get to heaven. It also sais that some are going to have a royal throne beside Jesus.
2006-12-27 08:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Which church you go or which religious group you belong does not make you holy or free of sin.
Have you ever get bonus from god? I did.
2006-12-27 08:44:45 · answer #7 · answered by The Catalyst 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It ought to be a percentage of future revenue. Guess all they get is a huge ego boost, "Hey, I caught one!"
"Fishers of men" and all that...
Lisa
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/secularhumanism/
2006-12-27 08:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope he/she just gives me envelopes to put my money inn------and my wife got the signing bonus
2006-12-27 09:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, eternal life.
2006-12-27 08:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by Geoff C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋