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He was supposed to be a dark skinned guy in robes with sandals riding a mule, after all...

2006-12-27 08:08:08 · 10 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

I think that before that happened, someone would probably kill him for claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus.

2006-12-27 08:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by robtheman 6 · 2 0

Since when does the INS send anyone to Mexico? My guess is that they would give him a driver's license, a job, and free health care.

2006-12-27 16:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by NONAME 7 · 0 0

I have a carpenter named Jesus . He no speeka much ingleesh though but his mother Mary makes great Tamales. I wont tell anyone if you wont tell .

2006-12-27 16:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 2 0

lol! nice! I think if they did deport him to Mexico, the whole attempt to get into the U.S. thing would reverse.

2006-12-27 16:11:19 · answer #4 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 2 0

lol I wonder if he would fart while being deported. You know, from all the bean burritos.

2006-12-27 16:14:03 · answer #5 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 0 0

He won't come back that way. And He will be the King then.

2006-12-27 16:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by RB 7 · 0 2

nah...he'd use his jedi mind power to convince them to let him go.

2006-12-27 16:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by pastor of muppets 6 · 0 0

and you think that's Mexico?

Kill yourself now.

2006-12-27 16:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by noestoli 3 · 0 2

lol, wouldn't surprise me.

2006-12-28 17:34:19 · answer #9 · answered by rezany 5 · 0 0

wat the hell is this ? they wont send him to mexico

2006-12-27 16:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by dafr3ak 3 · 0 1

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