It doesn't make any sense... but if the Bible says it it must be true right?
2006-12-27 07:55:35 · 10 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In the ancient Aramaic, that passage dealing with the Lord's flying carpet journey has been frequently mistranslated, often leading to a prejudice about spreading the Gospel to Mongolia, often perceived as the land of Anti-Christ.
Linguistic analysis shows that it should read Magnolia, a town close to Independence, MO, where the Biblical garden of Eden was located and where Jesus will establish his thousand year capital.
Duh.
Hail Satan,
Lazarus
2006-12-27 08:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im no bible genius, but I never heard that one. And in my opinion, and yes I am a Christian, the Bible is largely metaphorical. Not everything is an exact account, I mean, seriously, making a woman from a mans rib, etc??
2006-12-27 07:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Nolie ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somethings look particularly surprising and absurd at one factor of time, yet with the passage of time they evolve in basic terms regular. as an occasion approximately 2 hundred yeras in the past provided that some one pronounced that one will commute hundreds of miles in in basic terms one evening or 2 persons hundreds of miles away would refer to a minimum of one yet another no one ought to have faith yet there is not any longer something remarkable at present. so is consisting of your question. may well be after some situations invention of a carpet-like aeroplane make it conceivable for jesus or somebody else to trip on flying carpet
2016-12-15 09:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by mundell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not possible, satan isn't in Mongolia, he is in the White House.
2006-12-27 08:04:18 · answer #4 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mongolia is in the Bible??
2006-12-27 07:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's only possible when you drop acid while reading that great work of fiction known as "The Bible".
(Awesome Bill's grandmother just rolled in her grave)
2006-12-27 07:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just misread it. When they were talking about Jesus's flying carpet they were describing the view, from the ground, into his robe. No undies.
2006-12-27 08:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by e_schwag 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The bible is fiction.
2006-12-27 07:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh?!
2006-12-27 07:59:19 · answer #9 · answered by margarita 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gas was cheaper then//////
2006-12-27 07:59:24 · answer #10 · answered by The Emperor of Ecstasy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋