This is assuming that (you think) others haven't noticed yet. Do you just run? Or do you say, "Excuse me, I have to go, I just crapped myself.
2006-12-27 07:54:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You can just leave and late explain to that person that something came up and you had to leave unexpectadley but you loved the party and you appreciated being able to be there.
2006-12-27 07:57:27 · answer #1 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If the stain is not visible yet, quickly grab your things and leave. When you're outside and on the road home, call your host and explain that you had a quick little thing you had to take care of, but you had a great time, and will call them back later.
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES admit that you crapped your pants. If you're sure that no one else suspected, than wash, change quickly and return to the party. If anyone asks tell them you forgot to let the dog out. If anyone comments on your change of clothes tell them that you were eating a burrito whilst waiting for your dog to poo and got it all over the place...so you decided as long as you were home you'd show off this smashing little number....If you suspect that someone suspected that you crapped your pants, you should confide in that someone that you've been having the WORST gas lately and that you think you're lactose intolerant...everytime you have any dairy...straight swamp a*ss!
2006-12-27 08:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First off, there are many degrees of pooing yourself. If its just a severe case of mud butt it can usually be tolerated. On the other hand, or cheek in this case, you can have a full blown tsunami coming ashore in your trousers. If the latter is the case, you must leave immediately AT ALL COSTS. Severe crappage in your underbritches puts a real damper on your reputation/social life. Honestly, who wants to hang around stinky poopy pants? Nobody. For future reference, the "manpon" in a great alternative to dropping a hershey kiss in the panties. You can just wad up anywhere from 1 to 2 dozen sheets of T.P. and insert them between the cheeks for full effectiveness. NOTE: You must make frequent trips to the can to replace the manpon regularly or it does defeat the purpose of the device, but genearally speaking, the manpon is a great preventative measure to combat mud butt/shatting yourself.
2006-12-27 11:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by mr.peanut7287 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would just walk around the room and watch the discomfort on everybody else's face, since they wouldn't dare say "Hey you smell like you just crapped yourself!" Could be hours of fun listning to people drop hints like "hmmm, I wonder if someone farted" or "do they have a dog?"
2006-12-27 08:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You tell the host that your (sister, brother, cousin) needs help of some sort, and you will be back in a bit, then go home wash your noggy hole and get back to the party.
2006-12-27 08:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go into the bathroom and try to clean up as much as possible. Then I would ask for a Depends in case it happens again.
2006-12-27 07:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I've done this so many times; I'm an expert now! I find it best to pirouette several times singing "I'm having so much fun, I've shyt my pants, I have to dance!!!" to the tune of "Jumping Jack Flash." I hope it helps You if ( LOL, God forbid!!) ever You find Yourself in this situation.
2006-12-27 08:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You jump in the swimming pool with a bar of irish spring.. After the pool gets full of suds you invited the others for some drunken soapy fun.. WOO HOO!!!!!
2006-12-27 10:24:05 · answer #8 · answered by dirk diggler 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you leave and if someone sees you and asks you where your going tell them " be right back "and act like your in a hurry and don't give them time to say anything.. later next day if you want excuse yourself and give some explanation.
2006-12-27 07:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by CHICANALAW 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In the bathroom there's usually a window you can reach if you stand on the toilet. Just jump out that
2006-12-27 07:56:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋