stops a little girl on a bike and asks,
"Did Santa get you that?"
"Yep", replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year", orders the policeman and fines her 5 quid.
The little girls looks up to the policeman and asks,
"Nice horse you got there. Did Santa get you that?"
The cop chuckles, "He sure did."
"Well", said the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it"
2006-12-27 07:53:57 · 26 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL!!!
Thanks for makin my day and the start of the new year.
2007-01-01 23:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Worth a smile but how old was the little girl? And where did she learn this kind of language?
2006-12-27 17:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 8/10
2006-12-27 17:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The police force is full of dicks on horses camels and any other animal they feel like 'riding'........
2006-12-31 13:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a gem ty vmuch xx
Haa ha haa ha
2006-12-27 16:16:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-27 16:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!!!!!!!! 10/10
2006-12-27 15:56:55 · answer #7 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice sweet young lady
2007-01-02 06:07:42 · answer #8 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooo that sucks. LOL you made me laugh. Ho Hum
2006-12-27 16:05:21 · answer #9 · answered by Froggie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-29 15:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋