An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from de feckin skippin'"
2006-12-27 07:38:09 · 27 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 as i hv posted it b4 lmao 10/10
2006-12-27 08:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Jesus replaced into basically hungry because of his human nature not his divine nature which desires not some thing. @ Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit at the on the spot are not Trinity: Jesus says he and the daddy are one (John 10:30) and he says he will deliver the Holy Spirit from the daddy. (John 15:26) sounds like the Trinity to me.
2016-12-01 05:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad 7/10.
2006-12-31 01:19:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous. I love the Irish, they are so sweet. And they have sexy accents, it's a shame they're laughed at a lot but I hope they take it in good humour.
2007-01-01 13:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by Princess415 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, I love those Irish men. If only more would come to the states. We just don't get a enough of em. :) Yes, good joke.
2006-12-27 07:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by sno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By Jaesuz, that be a good one..I t'aut I wuld day laffin....
2006-12-27 07:42:39 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good. I cannot think of any further compliments so I will now just SKIP off ! Cheers.
2007-01-01 11:53:18 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah hah. The doctor should have gave clearer instructions!
2006-12-27 09:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-27 07:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it in fact I like it a lot, it was a funny irish joke
2007-01-01 22:11:02 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋