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Here are some of the kid's say the darnest and cutest things:-

"Close the curtains," requested our 2 year old granddaughter,
sitting in a pool of bright light. "The sun's looking at me too hard."

"My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6. He replied, "When I'm tired of being 5."

"Announcing to daughter Lori that her aunt just had a baby and it looked like her uncle, she said, "You mean he has a mustache?"

"While shampooing our son, 4, I noted his hair was growing so fast he'dsoon need it cut. He replied, "Maybe we shouldn't water it so much."

"His mom informed her son, Brian, that she was going outside to get alittle sun. "But Mommy, he gulped, "You already have a son -- me!"

"When our son asked about two look-alike classmates at school, we told him they were probably twins. The next day, he came home from schoolall bubbly and said, "Guess what? They are not only twins, they're brothers!"

2006-12-27 07:35:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anne H 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

How adorable! :)

2006-12-27 07:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by mushykins 3 · 1 0

i loooove childrens! those are humorous... a conventional grade instructor accumulated nicely-standard proverbs. She gave each and every toddler in her class the 1st 0.5 of a proverb and asked them to come again up with something of the proverb. Their perception would marvel you. greater advantageous to be risk-free than . . . . . . . . . . punch a 5th grader in no way underestimate the capacity of . . . . . . . . . . termites you may lead a horse to water yet . . . . . . . . . . how? do not chew the hand that . . . . . . . . . . looks grimy No information is . . . . . . . . . . impossible A omit is as good as a . . . . . . . . . . Mr. you may't instruct an previous canines new . . . . . . . . . . math in case you lie down with canines, you will . . . . . . . . . . stink interior the morning Love all believe . . . . . . . . . . me The pen is mightier than the . . . . . . . . . . pigs An idle recommendations is . . . . . . . . . . the appropriate thank you to chill out the place there is smoke there is . . . . . . . . . . pollution chuffed the bride who . . . . . . . . . . gets each and every of the grants A penny saved is . . . . . . . . . . not a lot 2's corporation, 3's . . . . . . . . . . the Musketeers do not positioned off until finally the next day what . . . . . . . . . . you positioned directly to flow to mattress snicker and the entire international laughs with you, cry and . . . . . . . . . . you may desire to blow your nostril None are so blind as . . . . . . . . . . Stevie ask your self infants could be seen and not . . . . . . . . . . spanked or grounded If in the initiating you do not prevail . . . . . . . . . . get new batteries You get out of something what you . . . . . . . . . . see pictured on the field whilst the blind leadeth the blind . . . . . . . . . . get out of ways greater advantageous late than . . . . . . . . . . pregnant

2016-12-11 17:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

CUTE. 200/100!!!!!! A+++++++

2006-12-27 07:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 1 0

lol!! Try walking through Walmart with your 7 year old saying "I've got ringworm" because his friend at school said it! You can imagine the looks especially because I was laughing! He also claims to have gingivitis!

2006-12-27 07:42:03 · answer #4 · answered by Tammers 4 · 1 0

I asked my 4 year old neice last year, "do you like me?" YEAH! Do you like your mom? yeah! Do you like your uncle (my hubby) NO! Why not? "Cuz he cheats all the time!" came the reply.

2006-12-27 08:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by trishay79 4 · 1 0

Awww.That's so sweet really. Makes you really want to spend sometime with a kid and listen to what he will say next! ;-)

2006-12-27 09:36:32 · answer #6 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 1 0

Yes, they do! LOL.

Thanks for the chuckles, and have a great evening!

2006-12-29 07:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

cute !!

2006-12-27 07:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by [ jD ] 3 · 1 0

lol

2006-12-27 07:38:51 · answer #9 · answered by $mitty 2 · 1 0

so sweeettt....

2006-12-27 07:47:18 · answer #10 · answered by shygal_angel 2 · 1 0

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