Is Jesus a good golfer?

Answer 1

Jesus is good at every thing.

Answer 2

Perfect Golfer.

Answer 3

I'll let you make your own decision based upon this short little narrative:

One day, Jesus, Moses and and old man were golfing. Moses teed off, the ball fell right into the water hazard. He then took his driver in his right hand, touched the edge of the pond and the waters divided, leading him to dry land, where he proceeded to take one stroke and put it into the cup.

Next, it was Jesus' turn. He too hit the ball and it splashed into the pond. He then walked ACROSS the water, the ball floated to the surface, and Jesus took the stroke right into the cup.

Next was the old man's turn. He hit the ball, and it, too, sliced toward the pond. However, just before the ball hit the water, a fish jumped out of the pond, taking the ball into its mouth. Then, just before the fish made it back into the water, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the fish, ball and all, out of the water trap and toward the green. Just then, the fish dropped the ball where it rolled right into the cup for a perfect hole-in-one.

Then Jesus said, "C'mon, Dad, quit showing off and play right!"

Answer 4

Yes, but his Father is better.


Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the
fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond
and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the
pond and chipped it up onto the green.

The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto
the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the
downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the same pond. On the
way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out o ver the water,
onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just
then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they
pass over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball,
which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad.

Answer 5

I imagine he would be a wicked golfer, but whenever I try to imagine it, I always see it as a cartoon. You must have gotten this off family guy or something.

Answer 6

Yes...and he could walk across the water hazards.

Answer 7

no
his hands are tied on cross
how can he swing the club

Answer 8

his priests are good at getting holes in one

Answer 9

he would make Tiger Woods cry. =+(

Answer 10

Don't you have anything more mature to post here?