It is obvious to me (and therefore true) that all spaghetti (Praise FSM) requires meat sauce. Are vegans heretics from the true faith? What shall be done with them?
2006-12-27 07:17:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I cannot believe you heretics are so open in your wrongness! lol
2006-12-27 07:22:39 · update #1
As someone who doesn't eat red meat, I was somewhat troubled by the same thoughts. Until one day I finally came to the realisation that it isn't the meat in the sauce thats important, but the representation of the meat of his body. Once I knew this hidden truth, I was more than able to accept the FSM into my heart, via the holy path of the stomach of course.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
Ramen.
2006-12-27 07:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You must not forget the Holy Marinara sauce or the Blessed Alfredo. The FSM touches all, whether vegan or carnivore.
2006-12-27 07:26:04 · answer #2 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not true, marinara sauce can be made with no aminal products. I find that eating pasta with pesto is also an acceptable alternative. FSMism is a very accepting religion. He understands the quandries of His followers and does not expect them to sacrifice unduly in His name. May you be touched by his Noodly Appendage!
2006-12-27 07:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You make assumptions regarding the FSM that are untrue. He requires not meat sauce. The FSM welcomes alfredo, marinara, and all types of sauce. All are welcome.
You must not try to play human earthly restrictions on the FSM. He/She is wise and all knowing beyond your wildest dreams of strippers and beer volcanoes.
2006-12-27 07:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Meat is not a requirement. Have you tried pesto ? A delicious sauce based on herbs, olive oil,cheese and some sort of nuts.
Its wonderfull !
Ramen !
2006-12-27 07:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just like some Christians use grape juice in communion, some Pastafarians use tofu balls in spaghetti. Only the Almighty can judge who will and won't be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
2006-12-27 07:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i've got by no skill been a non secular individual. yet i've got been a truthful one. I see faith for what this is; i glance at it in the time of the 'eyes' of the Bible and understand that it falls wanting what Jesus taught. when I grew to become a 'christian' I informed myself i could save on with a faith that had no longer something to do with politics or conflict in any way. i could save on with a faith that does no longer bow right down to idols and worship human saints. i could save on with a faith that did no longer save on with synthetic traditions and veiled pagan celebrations. till i come across that faith I stay as a techniques far flung from church homes as I in all probability can. I examine God's word on my own, and attempt and to enforce what I examine in my on a daily basis existence.
2016-11-23 20:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by stansel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, as a fellow meat eater, I don't think it matters, as long as there is freshly grated romano cheese and garlic toast.
2006-12-27 07:31:38 · answer #8 · answered by Mav here! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Spaghetti can also be made with meat substitutes.
2006-12-27 07:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋