A husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss."
The man was on fire with enthusiasm and couldn't wait to try the doctor's advice! He rushed home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys and you're going to stay home where you belong. And another thing...you know who's going to comb my hair, iron my pants, polish my shoes and tie my tie?"
"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "The undertaker."
2006-12-27 07:04:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anne H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, that is funny, I have seen it numerous times, and it is still funny.... but not 100% true..
SOME MEN ARE BOSS IN THEIR HOUSE..
(My wife told me to say this)
2006-12-27 07:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
worth 2 smiles
2006-12-27 07:22:53 · answer #2 · answered by miss phines 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny
sounds like me and my wife with the roles reversed
i found out yesterday there actually are rooms to rent for like $350 in or near Boston, I think if somebody calls who is female and over 30, I'm gonna take it, if she don't like me, maybe her friend might
2006-12-27 07:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Barely. Too American, guy underdog style. Women just don't know their place anymore, and TV sitcoms are aggravating that until the female population actually buys into that crap...
2006-12-27 07:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1
2006-12-27 07:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-12-27 07:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice little smile here. Poor guy.
2006-12-27 07:06:32 · answer #7 · answered by Jaded 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA Ahh!! sound like something i'd say to my husband if he came home like that.
2006-12-27 07:08:55 · answer #8 · answered by melissa b 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
smiles really laughter thats funny
2006-12-27 07:26:56 · answer #9 · answered by lovefun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this one! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-12-28 21:16:38 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋