My girl has what I guess you would call a 'jew nose' even though she is not jooish. She also has extremely small boobs to where I guess you could call them 'bewbs'. I chose her for these qualities so I can end fights. Whenever we just start arguing I yell out. 'Jew nose! jew nose! big honker! HONNK! my names kelly im a goddam jew!' and she will just start blubbering. Or ill yell 'Itty bitty titties! small booboos on the LOOOSE!' I win every time and she stops arguing. But is there a less dramatic way of dealing with this?
2006-12-27
06:53:52
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dave v
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