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Then you wouldn't be G-d

2006-12-27 06:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 0 0

If I were Goddess, I wouldn't get pissed. I would be Perfect... And my image of a Perfect being doesn't include getting pissed off.

2006-12-27 07:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0 0

Well hard to imagine, since God is our Father,
I would assume, he might find a way to teach us a valuable lesson, and possibly humble us a bit. Sometimes I think we make him mad like any parent, he will only let us go so far, before he reels us back in.... Thats what a good and loving Father does...

2006-12-27 06:16:13 · answer #3 · answered by TaylorProud 5 · 0 0

If I were God I can't imagine that I would care enough to get pissed.

2006-12-27 06:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 6 · 0 0

If I was God I would have endless compassion, and not wipe out almost all of humanity, tell people to commit genocide, kill people for burning the wrong incense, leave my only son to be horribly murdered, kill the innocent first borns of Egypt, etc. etc.

2006-12-27 06:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing happens. God just gets more and more remote from people who continually and deliberatly oppose God.
Any land that God leaves, is called the Biblical Sodom and Gomorrah, or Egypt.

2006-12-27 06:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

first, i'd ask myself why i got angry (which the bible says happened to god several times).

especially since i am the future and the past, and i already know how the future turns out with everyone.

so i'd have to ask myself how it is possible that ANYTHING could have surprised me and made me angry. and then i'd realize that the bible is false and doesn't depict god correctly at all, and that there are hundreds of fatal flaws in the bible and how it describes god.

2006-12-27 06:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by Jeebus is my Rectum 3 · 0 0

Maybe Anger Management classes?
I mean, killing all those people....floods, plagues, etc...
Not good.
Sounds like a good candidate for medication and therapy.

2006-12-27 06:25:20 · answer #8 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 0 0

Let the smiting begin! Britney Spears is first on the list, then GWB....

2006-12-27 06:18:14 · answer #9 · answered by mutterhalls 3 · 0 0

hit them with something... nuclear blast ( like sodom and gomorra), or open the earth and let them drop in (he has done that), or let them wander around for 40 years in a desert ( he's done that too).

2006-12-27 06:18:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Forgive them like He did us

2006-12-27 06:20:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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