1. Someone cracked this joke today and I didn't laugh because I have no clue what this means and nobody else does either so maybe you could explain it? "Your momma so fat she put mayonnaise on her asprin." Whats so funny about it?
2. Whats that saying, "One bird in a hand beats two in a bush." Or something like that I forgot. What does that mean?
3. Also could their be a gay male president? If so if he was married could they call his husband the first lady, or the first man? And when two gays or lesbians marry do they say I now pronounce you husband and husand or wife and wife?
2006-12-27 05:38:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. its not a funny joke. its just making fun of a fat person who eats lots.
2. its better to have one thing in your hand and know you have it, than want to two things over in the bush that you physically dont have (they could get away and then you'd have nothing)
3. gay marriage is not legal (yet). they cannot be married (yet). and i doubt anyone is voting for a gay man anytime soon, but legally, yes he could be president. as for the "i now pronounce you..." my friends are not yet married, i'll let you know in october what they say.
2006-12-27 05:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Because mayonaise is fattening and it's ludicrous to put any kind of condiment on a pill like asprin. It's as if your mother views everything as eating, even taking a simple pill.
2. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" means that if you are hunting and have caught one bird, that's more valuable than the one or two you "might" catch. It's basically saying that you sacrifice what you have (in the hand) for something that might be out there (in the bush).
3. There certainly could be a gay male president. We just had a governor of New Jersey come out of the closet. Hypothetically, his husband would be called the first man (you would never call a man a "lady" just because he is gay). And yes, at a gay wedding, they can be pronounced husband and husband or wife and wife, although they can also say, "I now pronounce you married." It's all dependent on the individual ceremony.
2006-12-27 05:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mike B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
number one, i am thinking that because the person is fat, they must like lots of fat to eat, mayonnaise being fat. i dont find it funny to make fun of people
number two. a bird in hand refers to something you know you have for certain, rather than taking the chance that you might get something twice as good.
number three. i think there would be a chance of a gay president, in a long time from now, we have a gay mayor. think that person's partner could be referred to as the first mate???? and yes, i think when two homosexuals get married, they say wife and wife, or husband and husband....not sure on that one..
2006-12-27 05:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by darlin12009 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.I don't know about this one either.
2..Since someone else has answered this, I'll just skip.
3.If there was a male president who was gay, I think that his husband might be callled the first man or first gentleman. Maybe they say,"I pronounce you married"?
2006-12-27 10:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No clue on the first two, but on the 3rd question in a gay relationship, theres a butch and a femme, in a marriage, the butch would be the husband, and the femme the wife.
2006-12-27 05:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by doomsday_propaganda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. it isn't funny
2.it means you should be happy with what you have
3.since their are so many racists and stuff i'm sure nobody would elect a gay president(i of course have nothing against them since they are just with the kind of people they love) and thy would probably say something like now i join you to for an everlasting marriage, or somthin'
2006-12-27 06:03:51 · answer #6 · answered by ningenius+.+ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the second one is not. "One bird in a hand beats two in a bush." lol. It's "To Kill Two Birds With One Stone"
2006-12-27 05:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Luke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can answer number 1 and 3
1. the momma doesnt like the taste of asrpin so she put something with fatning on it so she didnt taste it and she would eat non fat
3.yes.......first man......... wife and wife and husband and husband
2006-12-27 05:43:24 · answer #8 · answered by xxxbabybooangelxxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. i have no idea.
2. it means that you are sure of the one in hand, while the ones in the bush you have to catch them first.
3. i) i dont know.
ii) I now pronounce Mr. & Mr. / Mrs. & Mrs.
2006-12-27 06:57:01 · answer #9 · answered by miss phines 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st and 0.33 are good; they are despite while you're paying interest or no longer... the 2nd no longer lots; this is in straightforward terms a question it quite is mindless and could't be replied... this is extra clever to assume that the different individual is the final different than for you.
2016-11-23 19:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋