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A farmer had a cow that he was extremly proud of, but there was one prolem, she had crossed eyes, and he knew that no judge would give the prize to him.
one day a slightly stupid looking man, and said that he could make the cow better, "great can you, what do you need?" "well all i need is a metal pipe, "ok i have one in the shed" he goes out and gets one and gives it to the guy, and before the guy can say anything more he shoves the pipe up the cows a*se and blows hard into the pipe, and miraculasly the eyes turn normal. the farmer thanks the man and goes to bed planning to take the cow to the fair the next day, but in the morning the eyes are cross eyed again, well the farmer thinks he can do the trick so he get the pipe shoves it in the cows a*se and blows hard, nothing, he blows again still nothing he tries one more time he is blowling as hard as he can still nothing, just then the stupid man comes back and ask if he can do it again, yes of corse, so the man goes to the cow takes

2006-12-27 04:22:04 · 23 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

the pipe out turns it around shoves it back in and is about to blow when the farmer askes "what are you doing" well i don't want to get your germs in my mouth.

2006-12-27 04:22:26 · update #1

i made this joke up so what do you thnk?

2006-12-27 04:22:51 · update #2

23 answers

I love that joke. You made it up? Good going! I just told it to my wife and she laughed. Ha!!!! Make up some more!!

2006-12-27 04:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats pretty good/ im guessing that the funny part is when the stupid guy takes the pipe out and turns it around because he thinks that he will get the other guys germs, but he is really licking poop because that end was up the cows butt (a*se.)

2006-12-27 12:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by Zoe 3 · 0 0

joke its a chapter but good on you for trying 8/10 i did get a smile

2006-12-27 15:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Kind of a long way to go for an a55 joke.

2006-12-27 12:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by babygyrl_nyc 5 · 0 0

The ending is funny, but the rest needs work.

2006-12-27 12:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Definitely suffering from "Mad Cows Discease."

2006-12-31 09:15:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Surprisingly good. I was waiting for some other type of punchline, and it threw me for a loop. It's the unexpected type of punchline that makes it.

2006-12-27 12:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0 1

Haha! It made me laugh, but I'm easy. ;) It really shows how stupid people can be.

2006-12-27 12:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Kat 2 · 0 0

Pretty good for making it up yourself. Good Job : )

2006-12-27 15:08:38 · answer #9 · answered by A Friend Of The Band I Swear 2 · 0 0

about the best made up joke ever

2006-12-27 12:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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