There once was a boy with a bucket of fish.
He yelled " Selling dam fish! Selling dam fish!"
A preacher walked by.
The Preacher said "Why do you speak with such a dirty mouth?"
The boy said "im not, i caught these fish at the dam."
So the preacher thought he'd buy some nice and local fish.
The preacher came home home and gave his wife two dam fish he'd bought from the boy.
"Honey, cook these two dam fish for dinner."
The wife said "hey, hey, hey ur a preacher, dont talk like that"
THe preacher said"No hun, they're dam fish from the city dam."
As they ate, The preacher told his son.
"Son pass over that dam fish."
The son's eyes brightened.
"Thats the spirit dad!, as he passed the dam fish,
"Hey mom , pass the fuking potatoes!"
2006-12-27 04:19:37 · 14 answers · asked by AndrU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha really enjoyed it!
2006-12-27 04:25:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny! 9/10!
2006-12-27 14:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 dam thumbs up there
2006-12-27 12:52:40 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny
2006-12-27 13:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha!That's funny
2006-12-27 12:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by COOL♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it!!! It is very funny!!! It made my mom and grandma laugh!! Its hard to make them laugh.
2006-12-27 12:33:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like that, it was funny. Like father like son
2006-12-27 12:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by Zoe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHaha!! Good one! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-29 05:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HAH HA A
2006-12-27 13:08:03 · answer #9 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it!
2006-12-27 13:53:04 · answer #10 · answered by gijenni 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋