A boy had lost his dog and he thought that the scottishman up the road might be able to help so he went to see him. "have you seen my dog any where" and he replyed "aye, i had 'im 'ere a few days ago. I ate 'im, I ate his fur, I ate his wee scratchy claws, I ate the lot." As you might imagine this upset the boy, and then he thought "oh he means hate" "aye, i mean hate. So i sent im to the dog home" said the scotsman. As the boy walked out he heard the scotsman say "and I ate the mess he left on the mat"
2006-12-27 03:56:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What? I think it's great. Lightened my day. 8/10!
2006-12-27 04:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by lightningflash2002 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not really, It feels like it is missing something. I've heard a joke that is very similar but the one you have stated needs a fuller body to it.
2006-12-27 12:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by j_goodwin27 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not Bad
2006-12-27 20:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by Dawg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that joke was alot more funny the first time I heard it, on The Simpsons.
2006-12-27 18:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by e_schwag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hang on, wasnt that in that simpsons episode, where bart gets LAddie, cause i just watched that and it seems very similar. hmmm, its still good though
2006-12-27 14:34:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats ok. the onli funny bit is the end. and did u get that from simpsons?
2006-12-27 12:01:17 · answer #6 · answered by la de da 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And your joke is the remnants of what was left on the mat.
2006-12-27 12:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's not really a funny joke... well maybe to some people it is???
2006-12-27 12:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! i gave it a thumbs up!
2006-12-27 12:21:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty awful joke mate.
2006-12-27 12:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by zhang 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋