Whats the funniest "yo momma" joke you've ever heard?
And why do you think that it has always been that mothers were made fun of and not fathers? Any particular reason? What's your take?
2006-12-27 03:28:34 · 10 answers · asked by kmanevil 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its because everybody loves their momma..........
yo momma so ugly, looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym
2006-12-27 03:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma's so ugly, she didn't just get hit with an ugly stick, she fell out da ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
2006-12-27 11:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by Jay E. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most people really love their mommas
Yo mommas so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up
2006-12-27 11:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by froggi6106 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma front teeeeef is sooo big
when she sneezes she stabs herself
2006-12-27 11:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by AndrU 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz everyone loves there moma
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
2006-12-27 11:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by Athena 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mommas so fat when she asks for a dress she needs a mark f, that's one size bigger than a mark e!
I think it's because mothers are who you bond with most and all taunts start ijn the school playground
2006-12-27 11:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by bearerofknowledge 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
cause yo momma sounds better that yo papa!!!
Joke: yo momma so hair she has afros growing from her arm pits!
2006-12-27 11:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by emilyy :] 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i ahve 2. one is ur momma's teeth is so yellow, when she closes her mouth her belly lights up and the second one is that ur mommas teeth is so black, when she drinks water it turns to coffee.
2006-12-27 11:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Johnny Lovely 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is uglier than you
thats ugly
2006-12-27 11:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because usually kids are closer to their mother
2006-12-27 11:42:11 · answer #10 · answered by wHoLiVeSiNaPiNaPpLeUnDeRtHeSeA?? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋