Hey, I forgot my corny pickup line, can I have yours?
Hehe...
Got any lame and corny pickup lines?Share the worst or most corny pickup line you've come across!
2006-12-27 03:26:22 · 11 answers · asked by kmanevil 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you like your eggs in the morning?...scrambled or fertilized?
2006-12-27 03:46:12 · answer #1 · answered by stratos201_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby. You believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
Hey baby. The word for the night is "legs". Why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?
2006-12-27 03:28:23 · answer #2 · answered by Jay E. 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you're able to be drained, 'reason you have been strolling via my desires all night. Do you think in love in the beginning up sight, or do I could walk via you returned? do you desire to be sure the main alluring female in the international? look right into a reflect! you have been voted the main alluring woman in the room, and the grand prize is me!
2016-10-28 11:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walked up to me in a bar once and said:
"can I smoke one of your cigarettes?"
I said sure
he said:
"no, I mean AFTER we have sex"
It made me laugh alot, but I kept my smokes.
2006-12-27 03:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by redsoxfan11x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey i lost my phone number....can i have yours?
u better get me a library card...cuz im checkin u out!
did it hurt when u fell down from Heaven?
2006-12-27 03:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can I have a bandaid? I scratched myself falling for you.
2006-12-27 03:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by leazngurl 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
want to go back to my house and see if your shirt matches the floor?
2006-12-27 03:46:08 · answer #7 · answered by lilcutie224u 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
boy:Is your last name Smith ?
girl: No
boy: Marry me and it will be
2006-12-27 03:35:51 · answer #8 · answered by Turkey Man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do your feet hurt? because you've been wandering through my mind all day.
♥
2006-12-27 03:43:19 · answer #9 · answered by Homestar Runner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok i really like this one its why i fell in love with my boyfriends humor.
Boy: did you just fart?
Girl:What?
Boy:cause you just blew me away.
funny not?
2006-12-27 03:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋