2006-12-27 03:18:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Don't be offended, but last night I dreamed about you and you were fan-fuck1ng-tastic! So..........when can we make my dream a reality?
2006-12-27 03:25:48 · answer #1 · answered by WriterChic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't really about a pick-up line, per se, but it is about a failed pick-up. Read on:
A guy my age at the bus stop asked me if I had the time. I said no. We got on the bus. He asked how I was. I said I was fine. We introduced ourselves. He asked me if I had a boyfriend. Understandly stunned, I said no. A few more mintues of Q & A before I had to get off the bus. He tried to give me his number. I said I had to get off the bus RIGHT NOW and did so.
He was on the bus again the next day. We talked. This time, he managed to give me his number. I threw it out as soon as I got home.
A few months later, I saw him again. I remembered him, since I remember everything, but I found it rather creepy that he recognized me. We talked. He asked why I hadn't called. I told him that I'd been really busy. I still haven't called him, but I haven't seen him again, either.
2006-12-27 04:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i ought to rearrage the alphabet i'd positioned U and that i together. Is your dad a thief? because of the fact i replaced into thinking who stole the celebrities out of the sky and positioned them on your eyes. Are you drained? Beccause you have been working by my strategies all day. Are you from Tennesse? when you consider which you are the only ten I see. lol My dad has been telling me those
2016-12-15 09:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be exhausted from running through my mind all night.
Justin Timberlake called - he wants his sexy back.
You need to be handcuffed in jail right now cuz you stole my heart.
May I buy you a drink or maybe a wake up call?
Did it hurt? You know, when you fell out of heaven?
I hope you gonna catch me - guuuurl, I'm fallin' for you.
There's an all night wedding chapel down the road... what's your ring size?
You should really apologize to my girlfriend right now for stealing me away from her.
2006-12-27 03:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by redslippers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man came up to me at a train station and said, "You look better in that shirt than my wife would, mind if I take a peek to see if your melons are better, too?"
Needless to say, someone went to bed with a red hand mark across his face that night.
2006-12-27 03:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) r u from space? cuz ur azz is outta this world!
2) this is a pickup line so can i pick u up!
i said no 2 both or these guys!
2006-12-27 03:21:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
- Your mother is a thief she robbed the stars from the sky's and put them in your eyes..
- Heres my phone now ring your mum cos you ain't goin home tonight
-you must be tired.. cos you've been running thru my mind all night
-your eyes are like spanners.. every time i look in to them my nuts tighten
-beckon the one you fancy, when they come over say "i knew i could make you come tonight"
-my face is leavin here in ten minutes.. i hope ur on it
2006-12-27 03:28:04 · answer #7 · answered by gina g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a drunk manager approached me when I was younger and said she had dropped her keys down her blouse...could I get it for her?
She got much more than she bargained for....her poor husband!
2006-12-27 03:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby, nice ***.
2006-12-27 03:19:56 · answer #9 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ay miss you looking sexy you want to go with me?
2006-12-27 03:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by Keewani B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋