Comebacks for when your bf....?

Question

starts talking about porn, nude mags?

We pass by a shop and the 2007 Playboy calender is there and he stops to look a it, obviously pleased and delighted. He keeps on mentioning how hot the girls in those mags are! ;(
I have told him that I don't appreciate him telling me about this, but he continues. How can I laugh the situation off and still get back at him? Ignoring it doesn't help a bit! Good comebacks or lines to use in the situation?

Answer 1

Try asking him what are you supposed to say when he does this?. Since this offends you and he does it anyway,just don't respond to his comments when he does it. You have told him clearly how you feel and he obviously isn't mature enough to respect that so what's left to say?If you don't look with him or comment back or respond in any way,it will lose it's appeal as shock value to him.Is he trying to break up with you by doing this offensive thing? Don't respond several times and if it doesn't stop,leave.Good luck dear. Happy New Year!

Answer 2

Comebacks are just petty. However, teaching through example is just a learning experience. Get a movie with a nude scene by your favorite actor, make his pic the screen saver on your pc and maybe hang a sexy poster of him in your bedroom.

Next, watch the movie with your bf and go on and on about how sexy the star is. Stop the DVD and go back to see the nude scene again. Next tell your man, lets make a pack. If you ever meet playmate of the year you are allowed to have sex with her if I can have sex with (star of your choice). Then while talking to your man keep gazing lustily at the poster.

He will get pissed and jealous of your attention to (star of your choice) and when he does question his anger. Ask him how is what your doing any different to what he did with the playmate mag? Then suggest a compromise. You will hide your love of (star of your choice) if he can hide his love of playmate centerfolds.

Answer 3

Why are you still with him? I would suggest that you shouldn't be looking for good comebacks, you should be looking for a new boyfriend. And I'm not saying this because he's interested in looking at those magazines (as, in my opinion, it is harmless behavior) - I say it because he doesn't respect your feelings about it.

Don't stoop to his level - kick him to the curb and find someone who will respect your wishes (and look at a playboy calendar in private).

Answer 4

Thats not very nice...
Give him a ´taste of his own medicine´. You see a calender or book or whatever of hot guys, then you go on and on and on about it. See if he likes it. When he doesnt, then tell him thats how you feel when he goes on about the other girls.
Or.......... he sees a playboy calender, lets say one of them are ´dressed´ up, he goes on about it. Ask him if he wants you to ´dress up for him´

Answer 5

Oh that one is not a natural blond or red head she dyes her hair. Her breast are fake those things are made out of silicone. I would go on and on. My breast are real and they are not hard as rocks like the fake silicone she has.

Answer 6

As long as he doesn't cheat, I wouldn't worry about it. Men typically have much stronger a sex drive than women do.

Just don't let it bother you. Unless he cheats, in which case you need to find someone else.

Answer 7

Why the hell are you still with him? If I were you I'd grab a piece of paper, write a random phone number down, give it to him and say it's one of those girl's numbers, tell him he should give her a call since he's so interested in her, and leave.

Answer 8

just tell him that the girls in the books are fake for the most part, but the guy who wants you for the way YOU look, is very REAL!!

hopefully that will be enough.

Answer 9

look at the guys and say the opposite of what he's say in about them and add whoo, whoo and say that's something to write home about

Answer 10

You want me to get implants? do you want me to look like that? do you want me to be that ******* ugly? Im way hotter than those bi.tches :)