A fisherman saw the Retard trying to cross the river. And said,
"Tell you what boy. I'll shine my flashlight across the water,
and you can walk over on the beam."
And the Retard said, "You must think I'm stupid. You'll just
turn it off when I'm halfway across!"
2006-12-27 02:46:36 · 12 answers · asked by Master_of_Psyche 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That joke was funnier when I heard it the first 5 times, (Thr RETARD was a blonde. Same thing, I guess.)
2006-12-27 02:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It makes one wonder though, if the retard fully thought without a doubt before or during such an action, that he could walk across that beam... do you suppose he just might be able to?
In theory, probability says he as a 1 in one trillion chance of the atoms lining up in such a way that he could....
lol.
2006-12-27 02:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by amosunknown 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whose more retarded? The man on the shore or the fisherman who tricks him into the water where he'll flail about and scare off all the fish?
2006-12-27 03:02:52 · answer #3 · answered by thomas 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry I laughed but it was funny. But can we change it from a retard to just a normal kid like a six year old sounds like something funny they would say instead of picking on the mentally disabled.
2006-12-27 02:54:32 · answer #4 · answered by papabeartex 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You must be out of your wits -- why would the fisherman do such a mean thing (like turning the light off) to a RETARD?
2006-12-27 02:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by keyman_o 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you're able to pass directly to reformatory. you does no longer bypass pass, and you does no longer convey at the same time immortality. despite the fact that, in case you have a get out of reformatory card, you're able to bypass pass, and convey at the same time eternal existence. John 3:sixteen
2016-11-23 19:35:15 · answer #6 · answered by trif 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a retard
2006-12-27 02:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by A nobody 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK, you got a phat chuckle outta me.
2006-12-27 02:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hate myself for laughing at this.
2006-12-27 02:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it, two points.
2006-12-27 02:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋