mad and wants to leave me. It was a wild party, but all people, elves, little people or not ALL signed waivers. She says that I was irresponsible. I say I am a visionary. Should I dump her real quick before she can do it to me? She's just jealous of my success, I think.
2006-12-27 02:45:07 · 19 answers · asked by Doug Church 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Keep in mind all you teeny boppers that are on Christmas vacation, I am a champion of little people rights, so any negative answers to this question will just show your insensitivity to Little People. Shame. It's Christmas time!
2006-12-27 02:46:42 · update #1
Well since I am 5' 2" I am a little person and we are not offended we actually consider you our spokesperson.
2006-12-27 07:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your always so entertaining. How come I wasn't invited? I could have been a witness. Oh yeah, I remember. Your girlfriend is a crazy jealous psycho! She should know by now, that you would never cheat. You and I both know you can't resist me. That's why you kept the party a secret. By the way, I still have your clothes here. I think you left them on my porch. They have some red stains on them. You want me to wash them for the next time you drop in?
2006-12-27 02:54:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being a little (we talking about chest size here? lol) person.... I will stand up for the fact he is THEChampion of all little people...and I also know for a fact that the little guy had prior heart trouble....he never should have been at the party in the first place............so why your girlfriend is in such a damn tizzy is beyond me!
2006-12-27 03:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by brazenone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well let me guess a bald eagle mistook him for a snack and ripped the tiny little bugger to shreds. Not your fault that birds of prey mistake midgets as appetizers. Tell you GF it was his fault if he hadn't drank so much perhaps he wouldn't have been so marinated and tasted so good, then eagle would have taken one peck and left him alone.
By the where was my invite?
2006-12-28 00:34:52 · answer #4 · answered by krissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the little person signed the waiver then I guess they had it coming. What did you do give them too much to handle?
2006-12-27 07:51:12 · answer #5 · answered by K-E-G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Natural causes, for a little person that could be anything from heart failure to getting stepped on. Your GF needs to be easy on you. I'm sure she will come around to supporting you eventually. If not, screw her.
2006-12-27 03:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by rilindy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened to the little person?
At any rate it doesn't matter because little people aren't full people. Full people have social security numbers but little people only get half the normal number of numbers for their social security cards.
Now if you killed two little people then I believe you should be charged with murder. Because two little people equal one whole person.
2006-12-27 02:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
She should dump a stupid guy like you.Just look at you,You'er so dirty.This is just the begining of your worst nightmare.All you do is make fun of other peoples belief,what vision do you see in that.And what success are you talking about that writing stupid questions about Islam.Have you ever read about that religion or any other religion.And you think you've acheived it all.Huh.
2006-12-27 03:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jeez oh pizza. WTF is wrong with your girl? We are all jealous of your success...that is no excuse. All I'm doing is sitting here wondering why in the HELL I wasn't invited. I love little people. And I WOULD have signed that muthereffin waiver.
*sobbing* *rocking back and forth*
2006-12-29 02:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by DoubleD 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TO, IT TOTALLY WAS NOT YOUR FAULT. I told you little people freak me out, I got nervous and passed gas, how was I to know he was directly behind me when I let it rip? So sorry man, tell your girl It was my fault.
2006-12-27 02:50:37 · answer #10 · answered by seahawk 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋