what do you do?
2006-12-27 02:46:39
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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your name!
2006-12-27 10:46:40
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answer #2
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answered by jivesucka 6
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This chain letter is real
so follow the instructions
and something
good will happen!!
LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!
Sorry,
but this chain letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
she ignored it and a week later the love of her
life dumped her for no good reason so
BEWARE,
and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.
Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2.
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3.
Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.
Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.
Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7.
Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9.
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1.
Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.
Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.
Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare .
Article 3:
The Commandments
1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.
2.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.
3.
Thou shall kiss!
at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
Here are a ! few reasons
why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
T! he ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"
18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they say
"I miss you"
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
*
This chain started in '87.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are supposed to send it to
25 people.
It is easy, just look into
chat rooms and find them.
Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say
the name of the person
you like or love
and then the person will say
"I love you,"
or
"Will you go out with me?"
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck
in future relationships.
If you don't
break the chain,
then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read,
this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within the hour)
be sent to
25
people
After you send it, make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS
CHAIN LETTER
BR>IS CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2001, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE
YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL
HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK
THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS.
THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
2006-12-27 10:57:15
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answer #3
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answered by cgb d 1
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Remembering that all 'lines' are lame..something that will raise a smile is the best. Despite popular belief...outright funny hardly ever works. If you can say something simple like...'but that's enough about me'...and make her feel that you are comfortable with women and not some nervous dork....you will be fine mate.
Women don't like men who try to get them...they like men who like to be with them.
I had two older sisters when I was a teenager...priceless!!!
2006-12-27 10:51:59
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Slim Shady.
2006-12-27 14:14:39
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answer #5
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answered by Gilligan 5
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Nice to meet you im (insert name)
What do you a call a fat penguin ?
(pause)
An ice breaker.
now that we have broken the ice would you like a drink?/to go for coffee?
2006-12-27 10:47:16
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answer #6
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answered by Joanne A 2
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I suppose i would respond back with, "nice to meet you, my name is..." then hopefully he would follow with a question. If he didnt I would. for example "hot day today isnt it?" or "hows your day going?" but it is depends on when and where the introduction was made. :)
2006-12-27 10:52:18
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answer #7
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answered by lstgrl 1
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Who the hell are you and what are you doing here?
Well something to say isn't it.
you might ask how the dog is or the mother or something like that. That is if you know who you are talking to.
if you don't know them then ask their name and then are you related to or is your family the and just keep it going until ?????
2006-12-27 12:02:47
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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hi my name is Joe, and i work in a button factory, I have a wife and a kids and a happy family, one day my boss came up to and said "hey joe, are you busy" I said "no" he said "push the button with your right hand"
2006-12-27 10:48:17
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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after saying hi and my name I would ask how are you doing and possibly comment on thier apparel and ask them where they are from, it`s possible that where they come from might be a starting point for a conversation...
2006-12-27 10:53:57
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answer #10
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answered by loveChrist 6
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Get an education.
2006-12-27 10:47:45
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answer #11
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answered by breezinabout 3
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