try to light one of my f*rts, well, the sheets caught fire, singed my dog's tail and left a char mark on the wall, how do I explain this to the fiance' since I don't smoke?
2006-12-27 01:22:38 · 25 answers · asked by seahawk 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Lighten up ppl., I'm bored at work and this isn't Dr. Phil's site.
2006-12-27 01:30:20 · update #1
LMAO...you're screwed buddy, totally screwed....
2006-12-27 03:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by brazenone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! So often people don't believe that you can light your farts on fire but you totally can!! And it really is a fire hazard, as you have learned!!
Be honest with her. She probably will be mad but it's better than lying to her. If she wants to argue that you can't light your farts on fire, demonstrate!!
2006-12-27 01:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by *Kelly June* 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well if she has a good sense of humor, she might find it funny what the real reason is. I would. Don't worry your not the only one to ever have tried that. good luck, and keep lighters away from your butt. lol
2006-12-27 01:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by mozartbuffy69 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her you were initiated into the Blue Flame Club.
2006-12-27 01:49:59 · answer #4 · answered by Eat At The Y 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gotta agree with Poster on this one, if she drinks then you have to find a way to tell her that you honestly tried to make her stop and she over powered you...LOL
2006-12-27 05:26:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!!! Hope you got video for YouTube.com.
Tell her you're a dumba$$, and explain it to her. You're gonna get reamed, but at least it will be for telling the truth.
2006-12-27 01:28:36 · answer #6 · answered by CuriousMishawaka 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That is crazy lol....Tell her....???...U tried to put a plug in the wall and it caught on fire lol...I dont know I hope this helped :)
2006-12-27 01:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Mizz.Purdy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If she's dating you she's probably gullible enough to buy this story. You must be one bored guy! LOL
2006-12-27 01:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty messed up... just say u were trying to light a candle.. hahahaha. goodluck buddy
2006-12-27 01:25:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell her the truth, after all you are a guy. She'll understand some what..
2006-12-27 01:32:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be honest with her. Hopefully she has a good sense of humor :)
2006-12-27 01:30:32 · answer #11 · answered by SHERINA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋