Have you ever made an obscene phone call? What did you say?

Answer 1

yes. i called this person randomly out of the phone book. his name was billy jo.
i asked if he was the same guy from the club i had sex with and told him i was pregnant with his baby.
he said no but i kept asking him if he was 'wam bam thank you mam billy jo' and he just started laughing and said 'i dont think so'
it was soo funny!

Answer 2

I used to be a volunteer with an organisation that recieved a fair amount of obscene phone calls. As part of the training, realistic role-plays were used to see how a prospective vounteer would react to certain types of phone call. As a member of the training team, I was called upon sometimes to make a "simulated" obscene call, (I didn't volunteer, Honest!). I always found these type of calls embarrassing to do, partly because having never dealt with one myself at that point -I'm male- I was just guessing at what a real one would sound like, so, I just kept it to general stuff like how big are your t*ts?, what colour knickers, suspenders, etc., Over the years as a volunteer I received several obscene calls from both males and females, but I'm not going to tell you what they said, it's confidential.

Answer 3

I haven't made an actual obscene phone call but i do love prank phone calls...I occasionally pick up my phone and make them. I try to be as amusing and as clever as possible to see how long I can keep the other person on the phone no matter how outrageous my content. I once kept my obese friend on the phone for 15 minutes making him answer questions about his "bra" size, if his nipples ever cracked, are too sensitive, or would be interested in hair removal cream for them. Interestingly enough, I myself have never been pranked and I think that it's weird that if your call is memorable enough, a person will have that phone call with them for the rest of their lives. My friend still has no idea it was me who called.

Answer 4

No, but I did do the prank calls when I was a child, that everyone has done at one time. You know, "Is your refrigerator running?, You better go and catch it". My favorite one was to call a store and ask them if they had Prince Albert in the can? You better let him out before he suffocates. LOL

Answer 5

I called my old girl friend. That was obscene for her.

Answer 6

When I was younger, I used to make prank calls with my cousin, and we thought it was the funniest thing.

Then, one day, we decided to call some random number and intone, "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER."

Well, the woman we called *69'd us crying hysterically and told us her son had died last summer, and what the hell were we thinking?

I've never made a prank call of any sort since then.

Answer 7

No, I never make them. I just use that kind of stuff when I get a telemarketer calling. I can not post what I say here without getting violated so use your imagination.

Answer 8

No - I'm not gratified by such idiotic things. Did you know that's a crime?

Answer 9

I asked if their refrigerator was running, when they said yes, I said, you had better catch it.

Answer 10

Nope, I prefer real sexual encounters.