sex for an old man is like trying to play snooker with a rope.!!!!!! Shoot pool if your'e a thick Yank !!!!!
2006-12-27 00:35:57 · 28 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
many a good tune played on an old fiddle though, or maybe rope.....
2006-12-27 01:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is there a need to think of playing 'snooker' when experience and staying power is all the older guy needs to hit a 147 and clear the table .
2006-12-27 08:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure old men have more experience. It has got to be had to play snooker with a rope. Have you tried?
2006-12-27 10:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the women there's on old saying about throwing a sausage up a closey. A closey is a large stairwell in a tenement block of flats.
2006-12-27 08:41:21 · answer #4 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are losing a lot of points by asking silly questions. Thanks for the 2 easy points, though!
It is a bit. A bit more like the snooker cue changes into string when you don't want it to.
2006-12-27 08:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No my old man is more like the old veteran car, start him by hand and then jump on when he gets going.
2006-12-27 09:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by spiritania 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe i get it- no matter how hard u flick it or pull it it is too forever remain flacid- so then what about sex for an old man on viagra is like ......... im too tired and disturbed to finish that thought
2006-12-27 09:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by Cassie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope not. I like to think I have things to continue to look forward to.
2006-12-27 09:03:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an ausrralian, and an old man.
I can still fuk. like a young man.
get over it dude.
2006-12-27 08:59:27 · answer #9 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been going with the wrong old men?
2006-12-27 11:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by MICHAEL S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋