2006-12-27 00:04:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"...so I was thinking after we eat, we could go back to my mom's house..."
2006-12-27 00:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by MrsADM 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would hate to hear about previous ex-relationships. Or if my date ranted on about his mother. Both are total turn-offs!
2006-12-27 00:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by kylie.brand 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ted Bundy was an interesting historical character.
2006-12-27 00:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by vincent 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the followings are terrible to hear at the 1st date:
"I slept with x girls in the last week"
" I am extreemly good in bed"
" It was me who dumped all my ex-girlfriends"
" I can be very gentle if i want to"
" Can you lend me some cash? I'll pay you back i promise i will"
" I forgot my wallet at home..sorry you'll have to pay"
"You should loose weight..your kinda fat for me"
"No girl is sexy enough for me"
" I love my mummy. She's the best woman of my life"
" Can we have sex today? Please, please?"
2006-12-27 00:09:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
"I have dated some nasty girls, but I think your the best one ever"
"Should we go to my place?"
"What kinda underwear are you wearing?"
"You did bring your wallet right?"
"My dad always thought I was gay growing up?" (This one was actually said to me on a date)
"Can you pick me up tonight I don't feel like driving?"
2006-12-27 02:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you bring any money or could I use your credit card? I'll pay you back.
2006-12-27 00:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by kitkat1640 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Oh you're not as fat as I thought you were!" or
"Look I am taller than you!" or
if a guy starts laying out the law for how our marriage will be and who will be control of what in the family.... *THAT* is when I say "so long, and thanks for all the fish".
2006-12-27 00:07:17 · answer #7 · answered by ms_moonlight1977 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh by the way I have herpies.
2006-12-27 00:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd hate to hear "my last girlfriend and i broke up after i stalked and then tried to kill her".....that would be our last date.
2006-12-27 00:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by wookin pa nub 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"So, I just got out of jail for killing my last girlfriend"
"do you wanna get freaky?"
"I hope you like to dine and dash, cause I'm outta money?!"
"What's your sign?"
"This is my first date since the sex change operation"
"What size bra do you wear?"
"Nice ***"
"Nice titty's"
2006-12-27 00:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"I'm separated from my wife"
"I have 5 kids"
"Can we go back to my place?"
"I'm on parole"
" What type of lingerie do you like?"
"I have an STD!"
" I want to introduce you to my family"
2006-12-27 00:49:03 · answer #11 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋