A rookie cop on his first patrol stopped a speeding Ferrari with blond driving.
COP: License please
Blond: What License?
*Cop thinks he's being mocked, just kept cool and ride along
COP: Your Driver's License
Blond: What's that?
COP: It's a card w/c says your OK to drive
Blond: Ahh...she reached for the glove compartment, handed cop a parking ticket
COP: This ain't driver's license
Blond: Uh..reached for the glove compartment, handed cop a microwave user's manual
*Cop sensed blond is not faking innocent, calls Central Dispatch (CD) for advice. Cop narrates the incident, CD recalls the blond for her previous brushes, gives rookie Cop a good time
CD: Ok, go back in front of her face, then drop your pants
COP: Whaaat?
CD: Just do it. Its a new procedure handling dumb blond cases
*Rookie Cop eager to please his boss, did as told. He went to the blond, drop his pants in front of blond
Blond, upon seeing Cop let it all hang loose, exclaimed:
Oh No! Not another BREATHALYZER Test!
2006-12-26 23:32:16 · 9 answers · asked by Mr. Kite 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i don't get it
2006-12-27 03:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2016-06-03 22:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/5
2006-12-27 02:14:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile for a while
2006-12-26 23:39:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid but funny! 9/10!
2006-12-27 00:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2006-12-27 05:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but old
2006-12-26 23:36:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-12-26 23:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by nay_nay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2006-12-27 01:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋