Wee Hughie was in the garden filling in a hole when his English neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the mad man was up to, he politely asked, 'What are you doing there, Hughie?'
'My goldfish died,' replied Wee Hughie tearfully without looking up, 'and I've just buried him.'
The English neighbour was very concerned. 'That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'
Wee Hughie patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, 'That's because he's inside your f---ing cat.'
2006-12-26 23:05:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your on the scotch (scots) this morning 10/10
2006-12-27 00:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love this one honestly know why i don't like cat's they give me the creps.just don't like them and i wish i had some more neighbours like wee hughie,who could dig up enough holes around my home to put all the cat's away,i get load's of gold fish even get a boat load of fish if needed.
i like dog's but no no to cat's.
2006-12-27 09:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9/10. Nice one!
2006-12-27 09:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me awhile to get it but that's funny 10/10
2006-12-27 13:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Merry Christmas x
2006-12-27 07:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by iain xx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor kitty
2006-12-28 13:02:02 · answer #6 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep nice one, had a wee laff
2006-12-27 07:11:36 · answer #7 · answered by man with the golden gun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10.
Poor puddytat.
2006-12-27 13:52:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh you are awful, but I like you tee hee
2006-12-27 07:58:36 · answer #9 · answered by Savant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you always make me laugh! cheers, had a terrible day and you have just cheered me up! ta x
2006-12-27 17:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by Little Red Riding Hood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋