An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.
2006-12-26 23:02:28 · 21 answers · asked by bubble 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was that man!
2006-12-26 23:07:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2006-12-27 07:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
amazing
i was a bit at my breath when i heard the word alligator!
great job ! very rare piece of joke.
good keep it up
can't scale it coz its the best i heard so far!!!!
only a thumbs up to u.
2006-12-27 07:36:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think there's a double moral there: no matter what age they may be, men will always think of a way to see some boobies.
good one.
2006-12-27 08:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda long but loved it Great job.
2006-12-27 07:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gr88
look out for thumbs up u r getting
good job
2006-12-27 07:37:19 · answer #6 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever joke
2006-12-27 07:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee 10/10
2006-12-27 18:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the moral to the story is true
2006-12-27 08:52:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that
2006-12-27 07:08:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very wise old man! ha ha.
2006-12-27 15:50:48 · answer #11 · answered by WibbleWibble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋