Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
2006-12-26 22:45:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your the best I look to you for my daily dose of laughter. Keep up the good work!
Happy New Year
2006-12-26 22:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by LCee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny 7/10
2006-12-27 14:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
know what i got to send this one to my god father he's a priest and he's a damn fine priest he would love this one.i'm his only god daughter who send's him round the bend.i wind him up with father ted.
he's a priest in india and he was in stiches when i sent him the whole father ted serie's.i told him on the note i will not come for confession till i'm about to die,never know you will give me peninse to last me a life time i'll be on me knees praying.never know with you god pa.
he said you are an instrument of the devil.sure i am i said in a very good way.say what i feel and think first then see who react's to what i say.
thank you very much for this one honey.
2006-12-27 09:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-27 06:58:53 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-12-27 13:46:08 · answer #5 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one hon 10/10
2006-12-28 05:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, not funny. sorry...
There were two sausages frying in a pan, one said 'gee it's hot in here',
and the other one replied 'Wow! A talking sausage!!'
now that's funny.
2006-12-27 07:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
im liking that. i,ll be telling the irish driver that one in the new year when i see him!
2006-12-27 06:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and not offensive...I'd give you 2 thumbs up but Yahoo will only let me give you one...
2006-12-27 06:49:17 · answer #9 · answered by Sandie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
write some more really funny
2006-12-27 20:34:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋