In a tough FBI entrance test for wives to determine loyalty if to FBI or Husbands, 3 remained...Brunette, Redhead & Blond.
Test involve wife enter a room w/ drawn gun, find her husband tied in chair, then shoot him dead w/o hesitation. Unknown to the wives, the gun is loaded only with blanks. Test begins:
Brunette enters room, then shot rang out. A few minutes later, wife emerges crying & told FBI panelist...I can't do it. I love my husband. I only shot the ceiling.
Redhead next...enters room, shot rang out later. She emerges visibly shaken, tells FBI panelist: I can't do it. I'd rather flunk FBI than lose my husband. I only shot the wall.
Blond's turn..enters room, several minutes passed, no shot heard. A full hour passed still no shot. The FBI panelist were about to call it a day thinking nobody made it when Blond suddenly emerge..
You cruel bastards, how could you forget to load my gun! It took me 1 hour using the grip to beat the brains out of nose of that sonofabitch!
2006-12-26 22:43:24 · 11 answers · asked by Mr. Kite 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10
2006-12-27 19:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-12-27 10:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before and still laughes that is a good blond joke
2006-12-27 07:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it's a good blonde joke.
2006-12-27 06:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by Arnoux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart blond use what u have
2006-12-27 07:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2006-12-27 06:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2006-12-27 06:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groan
2006-12-27 07:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOSH!!!! LOL! That was pretty good!!
2006-12-27 11:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blondes will be blondes
2006-12-27 06:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋