I want "Keep off the grass." or to just lie about my birthdate so that I appear to have lived to 184.
2006-12-26 22:40:40 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd like a nice growth of rare and colourful moss and lichens. Oh and the occasional Raven.
2006-12-26 22:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by Autolupus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A rose may fade and die,
but the fragrance lingers on forever.
PS. I like the thought of lying about the age though! Imagine people saying "Wow, this gal lived to 184!
2006-12-27 06:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I lie six foot under and pushing up the daisies.
or
I didn't mean to die, I fell in to this hole taking a short cut home from the pub.
There's one I've seen on the Net. that goes something like this.
Fond memories, wont be forgotten.
Underneath was a warm person.
Called too early.
Kindness was what he gave.
Often charitable to all.
Full of joy for life.
Friends to all.
2006-12-30 10:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What Are You Looking At? Never Seen A Headstone?"
2006-12-27 06:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by Buster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put a bench opposite it with the words, Have A Seat.
2006-12-27 06:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would like
I'm not bothered or i want that one!
I'm only 10 so i would live up to......219 so somin like that so i would say i was born in 1993 so it frek al the boys out lol
2006-12-30 20:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by jaimee_zoo n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spike Milligan wanted "See...I told you I was Ill"
I have also heard of an atheists grave stone "All dressed up with nowhere to go"
xxB
2006-12-27 06:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here he lies...The six foot blue eyed Swedish blonde love machine with gigantic kazooies finished him off- He died with a smile :)
2006-12-27 06:44:09 · answer #8 · answered by jamand 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Free at last
2006-12-27 06:45:20 · answer #9 · answered by Tracy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mobile number in case they want some extras for a horrer movie
2006-12-30 06:37:50 · answer #10 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋