my friends are forcing me to attend some match-making session and i do not want to go! i've given many many excuses before already and i think in order to avoid this match-making session, the only way is for me to fall sick! so pls help me!!
2006-12-26 20:24:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
Eat spoiled food, or swallow the juice from chewing tobacco, you will be violently ill.
2006-12-26 20:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in case you look at how loose markets paintings, the extra government involvemnt, the extra serious something will become. If the Gov could get out of Healthcare and enable opposition force down fees and strengthen care, that must be a good ingredient. are you able to think of a Healthcare gadget run via the those that run the DMV?? that's what the Libs and Hillary want.
2016-11-23 19:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, why don't you want to attend match making sessions? Are you afraid of a commitment? I would be please to take your place. It sounds like your friends care about you.
I suggest if you are willing to get sick to avoid this you might want to talk to a doctor about it. I don't mean a physician either. If you still want to be sick hang out at a hospital around patients with communicable diseases, but be careful what you wish for. Personally I'd really rather be healthy.
2006-12-26 20:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't wash your hands, play with kids, touch every book in a library and then put them in your mouth (I get sick constantly from work, I am a library page and am either shelving or washing my hands, it is sad), volunteer in a nursing home (I had to quit doing this since it made me sick all the time), volunteer as a visitor in a hospital, stop all disinfecting... if all else fails, give yourself a concussion.
2006-12-26 20:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by woaikonglong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh don't be such a wimp. Just tell your friends, with great love, many thanks for their concern, and a lots of sincerity, to keep their big noses out of your life and that you definitely aren't going. If they can't respect that then they aren't really very good friends.
Don't give any reason or objection, they will over come it. If you are ill this time they will rearrange. Just say a flat outright NO!
2006-12-26 21:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by gerrifriend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to swim now in an open swimming pool,than dry yourself in a refreshing December breeze.Put on only T-shirt and shorts and lick some ice-cream on your way back home.Now seriously:you don't need an excuse,you don't want to go and that's it.They should respect your decision.It's your life and you have the right to choose.
2006-12-26 20:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by vero m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way to get really sick is to eat potato, but not baked or boiled or anything, but completely fresh. It raises your body temperature, so you'll get seriously sick. Just don't eat too much of it, you want to stay alive after that.
2006-12-26 20:50:24 · answer #7 · answered by Jela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they won't listen to what you have to say are they really real friends? It sure doesn't sound like it... Tell them to get lives, that it's not something your into.... And if you really want to get ill, just go into a hospital, I'm sure you'll get sick.... Be careful man... really....
Best wishes... Take care.
2006-12-26 20:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink some Castor oil,or ipecac
2006-12-26 20:34:45 · answer #9 · answered by knightrider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink rat killer mix!!woooo great!!you can add some pesticides!!wonderfull with a glass of whisky, for a rapid result!!good luck!!don't forget to call the hospital before taking the drink!!just to be saved in the`right time!!
2006-12-26 20:41:57 · answer #10 · answered by donia f 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋