At home: Down; making sure I don't miss.
At a public restroom: Split between down and straight ahead at the wall. DO NOT start looking around or try to strike up a conversation with people around you. Incredibly awkward and ruins the peeing experience when you know someone's trying to talk to you.
2006-12-26 20:39:48
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answer #1
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answered by djiang83 2
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I don't know about elsewhere, but in my home town there is a serious set of urinal rules taugt to all the boys starting as soon as you enter middle school. It goes something like this: 1) When entering the restroom, go to the furthest urinal from the entry, if unavailiable, go to the second urinal away from the furthest occupied one; if this is unaivailiable, you may use one next to another dude if you are in a hurry. 2) When assuming the position, feet are spread a minimum of 6 inches to a maximum of 1 & 1/2 feet apart to avoid pant splatter; roll up long sleeves. 3) Set ur aim to just above the drain hole, above leads to splatter, and below makes awkward noises 4) After aiming, look directly at the flush handle or aquifer housing, anywhere else is considerd inappropriate 5) Absolutely no talking. 6) No spitting gum in the urinal 7) No trying to disolve to urinal puck with your stream 8) Always Flush, if the person before you did not, flush before use. 9) Washing is optional, but highly recomended for sanitary reasons.
2006-12-26 20:15:33
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answered by therez0 2
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Initially look to aim, then turn away or look up cause the freakin smell of the urinals and then piss is freakin hellacious. If it's in the public urinals at the kwiki mart i'll read the stupid comments people write on the stalls to humor me.
2006-12-27 00:22:46
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answered by Dennis 6
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i look at the closest winkie and if i like what i see then i get on my knees thats what.. lol im jk i use the stalls, i stopped using the urinals when the principal(old woman) walked in the bathroom to make sure no one was smoking or using a cell phone or something and i had finished and turned around and was zipping my pants... i dont know how long she had been there.... freaky old women.... anyway i use the stall now
2006-12-26 19:47:23
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answered by Leo j 2
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I usually look straight ahead, at the wall
2006-12-26 19:57:34
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answered by Anonymous
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into the urinal, how else can you make sure you're hitting it?
once the target is locked, I look at the wall in front of me.
2006-12-26 19:38:57
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answered by Anonymous
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look at the urinal while i aim & get started ,then the cieling , wall ,some chicks phone number , the guy next to me if he's up for chat , etc:
2006-12-26 19:52:21
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answered by iammoza 3
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For accurate aiming, you must look at the target. Once the aiming is correct and stabilized , a possibility exist to observe the surroundings and see if any interesting anatomical specimens are available for scientific evaluation purposes.
LOL
2006-12-26 19:42:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Straight ahead
2006-12-26 20:52:35
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answered by Axe 4
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at the urinal... making sure i hit the center
2006-12-26 19:50:16
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answered by lnfrared Loaf 6
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