Jessica Simpson walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Hey, hot stuff, do you gotta any tuna chicken of the sea?"
The bartender answers "No"
The next day she walks into the same bar again and says "Hi, remember me? Do you gotz any tuna chicken of the sea now?"
The bartender answers "No"
The third day she walks into that bar again and says "Hey bartender, please tell me you got tuna chicken of the sea now."
The bartender says "No, no, no, and if you ask that question again i'm gonna clunk your head with a trombone."
Then Jessica says "Do you gotz a trombone?"
The bartender says "yeah"
Then she says "Do you got any tuna chicken of the sea?"
2006-12-26 18:43:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just a little modification of the grape joke. Instead this one she gets hit with a trombone.
2006-12-26 18:48:36 · update #1
Had a smart-**** reply all lined up, and then I got the joke. Good stuff.
2006-12-26 23:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by Dirk Diggler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should say after Jessica says "Do you gotz a trombone?" the bartender would answer "No." and then the joke would make sense.
--bowski--
2006-12-26 18:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by Bowski 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not only do blondes have more fun...they have more STD's as well!! I agree with DavidG32! U might wanna fix that...i kept re-reading that part before i went to the punchline cuz i thought i missed something...If the brunnette bets he wont jump , but he does, why does the blonde have to pay?
2016-05-23 09:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes are walking down the street.
Then one says to the other "Isn't that your boyfriend Steve, walking into the florist?"
"Oh, no!" says the 1st blonde.
"Wot's wrong?" says the 2nd blonde, "It's great! He's buying you flowers!"
"But now I'll have to have my legs up in the air for the next couple of days!" says the 1st blonde.
To which the 2nd blonde replies - "Don't you have any vases?"
2006-12-26 19:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Duck Version's better.
2006-12-26 20:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by ensnentill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one has whizzed over my head
2006-12-26 18:52:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!! I had never heard that. I like it! Poor Jesse. That's so realistic too. '-)
2006-12-26 19:04:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not that funny.
2006-12-26 18:59:17 · answer #8 · answered by Death.Note.fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok try again
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2006-12-27 11:54:55 · answer #9 · answered by nicname 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but I didn't get it
2006-12-26 18:45:40 · answer #10 · answered by lil mexican boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋