There was 3 guys trapped in a deserted island. For many months they were searching for hope when finally they saw a magic lamp and a genie popped out and said "Since there are three of you, i'll grant each of you 1 wish"
The first guy says "I wish I was back home with a billion dollars"
Then the genie zaps him back home as a billionare.
The second guy says "I wish I went back home as a wealthy famous man."
Then the genie zaps him and it came true.
The third guy says "Damn, I feel so lonely, I wish my friends came back."
Then the genie zaps the those 2 guys back to the island.
2006-12-26 18:16:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An old one but still worth a laugh. :)
2006-12-26 18:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.lol
2006-12-27 05:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by wolfington 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie
2006-12-27 02:24:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, listen to this one:
A robber brakes into a house and hears "Jesus is watching you."
Again he hears "Jesus is watching you." He shines his flashlight around and finds a parrot.
He goes to the parrot and says "What's your name parrot."
The parrot answers "Moses."
"Moses! who names a parrot Moses!"
Moses replies, "The same people who named that Rottweiler behind you Jesus"
2006-12-27 03:13:52 · answer #4 · answered by AnimalGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. He probably didn't survive very long! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-12-29 06:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda funny.
2006-12-27 03:04:11 · answer #6 · answered by Death.Note.fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before as a blond joke, but its still funny.
ThAnKs!!!
2006-12-27 02:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by ♥butter_fly♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont give up your day job!
2006-12-27 02:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2006-12-27 02:22:24 · answer #9 · answered by lil mexican boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat joke is old.
2006-12-27 02:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by lancer92 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋