There was once a girl who met her mother for the first time.
The Mother wanted to make a good first impression on the little girl so she took her to the mall.
The little girl asked
"Mommy, How old are you?"
The Mother said"Your not suppsoe to ask that to women
you'll learn later"
The little girl asked.
"Mom, How much do you weigh?
The Mother said"Your not suppose to ask that to women you'll learn later.
"Mommy why'd you and dad divorce?
The Mother was silent and sadened.
After they left the mall The mother dropped the little girl off at a friends house.
"I'll pick u up in an hour!"
"Okay Mom"
While the girl was at her friend's house,she asked her friend.
"My new mommy wont tell me anythinabout her!"
The friend said "Just take a look at her drivers lisence its like a report card."
The nxt time The Girl and her mother wnt to the mall.
The little girl said.
"Mom are you 5feet,2 inches and 130 pounds?"
"Yes how'd you know!"
"And I know why daddy divorced you!
You got an F in sex!"
2006-12-26 17:50:11 · 17 answers · asked by AndrU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny....=)
2006-12-26 17:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by give....live....love 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are both still young. She may have a boyfriend, but he might just be a placeholder. Because girls sometimes just like to have a teddy bear to hold onto. She has shown interest in you by taking the initiative to find you on myspace. Also, myspace profiles aren't always up to date, she may have left this guy already, or their relationship might be on the fritz. Whatever it be, you should still meet up with her, and if it gets around to it, clarify his situation with her.
2016-05-23 09:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha very funny 10/10
2006-12-26 20:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that's kids for you think they know all the answers 9/10
2006-12-26 18:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic!! keep up the good work!
best regards,
Annoymous
2006-12-26 17:56:40 · answer #5 · answered by Annoymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-26 19:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by Shelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-12-26 18:54:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that was helllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa long and i didnt read a word of your BS but thanks for the 2 pinchi points
2006-12-26 18:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,i don't understand what does the F in sex means.
2006-12-26 17:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
long but funny
2006-12-26 17:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A Classic. LOL.
2006-12-28 22:35:39 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋