A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they reprimand, "why’d you do that? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little f#@%r has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
2006-12-26 17:24:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehehhe
2006-12-26 17:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by pen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaahhaaaaaaahhaaaaaahaaaaaaaahahaaaaahahahahaha!!! Whew. FUNNEEE!
2006-12-26 17:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dam Rabbits, you can never believe them ?
Good One
2006-12-26 18:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by ASTRO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tsk! tsk! tsk! LOL. LOL.
You are sooo B-A-D ....... funny, though! LOL.
Best Wishes to You for the New Year.
2007-01-03 10:12:36 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats really funny!
2006-12-26 19:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by ☮Dano922☮ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheh good one
2006-12-26 17:29:48 · answer #6 · answered by Emery 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a cracker!
2006-12-26 19:07:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey,that was really good.
2006-12-26 17:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋