There were once two hunters in the woods. (Charles & Fred)
As they were searching to hunt game.
Charles collapsed onto the ground. He held his breath to try to trick his friend.
Fred was surprised and suddenly got worried.
He called 911 and said "Help!! My friend just fell I think hes dead!"
The Operator said "Calm down sir!! check his pulse and make sure hes dead first"
Fred loaded his 12 Gauge and made sure Charles was dead.
The Opearator heard a "BOOM!"
As Fred's voice trailed back on the phone.
"Okay Now what?"
2006-12-26
17:15:19
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